The Top 5 Ways to tell Bigfoot you're just not that into him:
5) Shriek, scream "OHMYGOD PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!" and then run off a cliff.
4) Calmly sit him down in a public place and explain that you're seeing someone whose diet is a lot less vegan.
3) Distract Padmasambhava and destroy the spherical equipment around the lair. GRATUITOUS DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE
2) Offer to shave him.
1) Tell him that the truism about feet doesn't apply in his case.
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